Jason London's rep is speaking up on the actor's behalf, insisting that London was actually the victim in Sunday's bar brawl. London's injuries, clearly visible in his epic mug shot, indicate he suffered a "brutal attack," says his rep, according to E!, and witnesses say the "attack" continued after London was knocked unconscious. The rep adds that the details of the incident "are still being worked out," but "there have been no reports of Jason being inappropriate or aggressive in any way."
However, the rep's statement acknowledges, "in the midst of having a good time, Jason does remember one of the guys saying something about Jason looking at his friend's girl wrong and grabbing and dragging him. The next thing Jason remembers was coming to with the cops arresting him." Whatever happened, London suffered multiple injuries including facial fractures, contusions, hematomas, and a concussion, People reports, but Radar adds that he did not suffer any injuries to his hands, which his rep says supports London's innocence. No word on whether any of London's injuries caused him to poop in a cop car. (Read more Jason London stories.)