I Did Not Get a Lap-Dance From That Woman: Clinton

Bill Clinton may or may not have gotten a private dance from a “well-endowed” dancer during his recent fundraising trip to Buenos Aires, reports the Washington Post, citing Brazilian news weekly Perfil. But, wonders Alex Pareene on Gawker, “does anyone really seriously care if Bill Clinton was gyrated on by some lady?” A rep says the former president was playing cards that night at his hotel. Elsewhere:

• Victoria Beckham had her breasts done a third time, the Mail reports, this time opting to have implants removed.

• Betty White is bummed you won’t get to see her naked in The Proposal. “I begged to have them let me do a nude scene, but they wouldn’t, they just wouldn’t,” she tells the Los Angeles Times. “I said, ‘Well, it’s a comedy and I’ll get laughs, I guarantee it!’”
• Judd Apatow may be a god of comedy, but not so in the bedroom. After losing his virginity, his partner said, “Well, I guess it’ll get better eventually,” he tells Playboy. “Sadly, she wasn’t right. It wasn’t better for her or any of the women who subsequently agreed to sleep with me.”

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