Facebook's Most Annoying Parents

The latest annoying trend on Facebook isn’t people who write in all caps or insist on using “ur” instead of “your”—it’s parents. Babble runs down the five most annoying types:

• Obsessives: If you absolutely have to post a sonogram picture, fine. But must you post 74? The same goes for every delightful stage of your child’s life.
• Zen masters: Parenting is such a joy, and the love of a child is just the most beautiful thing ever, right? Shut it.

• Braggers: Unless we’re members of your immediate family, we probably don’t care that Junior took his first steps weeks ahead of schedule.
• Whiners: We also don’t care that your tot is keeping you up at night, and we really don’t want to hear about any woes having to do with bodily fluids.
• Hipsters: Even if you’re not posting constant baby updates, the "cool" parent’s constant concert updates are just as irritating.

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