Britney Spears Will Soon Rule Twitter

This might matter in only a parallel universe, but Ashton Kutcher is on the brink of losing his title as Twitter king. He's got nearly 5 million followers, but he's a mere 10,000 or so ahead of Britney Spears. What's more, she's on track to overtake him within a month, reports Mashable, which not only provides a trending graphic but a breakdown of the rivals' tweeting strategy. (His is way better than her "hollow," promotional account, writes Jolie O'Dell.) See his account here and hers here.
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