The Worst Pop Music Puns

Hate puns? Consider this stinker from Robbie Williams' latest record: "What's so great about the great depression/Is it a blast for you?/Because it's blas-phe-my." Ouch. Puns are uniformly terrible in pop and rock. NME cobbles together some of the worst pun song titles:

• Salt N Pepa: "A Salt With A Deadly Pepa."
• Butthole Surfers: "Hairway To Steven."

• REO Speedwagon: "You Can Tune a Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish."
• Public Enemy: "Muse Sick-N-Hour Mess Age."
• Westlife: "Allow Us To Be Frank"—a Sinatra cover album.
• Wet Wet Wet: "Popped In, Souled Out."

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