Nicolas Cage Buys Pyramid-Shape Tomb

Wait, isn't he broke?
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Apr 16, 2010 9:41 AM CDT
Nicolas Cage Buys Pyramid-Shape Tomb
Is this Nicolas Cage's future resting place? It looks an awful lot like the picture TMZ is running.   (?quinn.anya)

Oh, Nicolas Cage…when will you learn? Your castle-buying habit already got you in massive debt, so you go out and purchase a pyramid? The good news: It’s not an actual pyramid, just a 9-foot-tall tomb shaped like one…which he won’t use until he’s one day buried in it, TMZ reports. Still not the most prudent of ideas, perhaps, but maybe he can keep his collection of shrunken heads in it until he needs it.
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