Oh, Nicolas Cage…when will you learn? Your castle-buying habit already got you in massive debt, so you go out and purchase a pyramid? The good news: It’s not an actual pyramid, just a 9-foot-tall tomb shaped like one…which he won’t use until he’s one day buried in it, TMZ reports. Still not the most prudent of ideas, perhaps, but maybe he can keep his collection of shrunken heads in it until he needs it.
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